the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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