The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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