Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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