I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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