help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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