I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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