We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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