stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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