So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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