ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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