i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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