That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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