We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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