I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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