I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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