I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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