We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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