I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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