Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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