we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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