so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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