if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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