the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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