Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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