we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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