Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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