I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
