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(323): View more from California

hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.

(323): View more from California

to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.

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(740): View more from Ohio

i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,

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(415): View more from California

there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.

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(940): View more from Texas

Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.

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(419): View more from Ohio

He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.

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