Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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