Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
tell me about the fingering
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