So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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