apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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