Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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