yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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