if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
