and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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