we have officially lost it.
kristin has been a bad kristin
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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