But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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