508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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