2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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