Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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