Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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