Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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