oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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