I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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