before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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