69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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