gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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