I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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