she looked like the before picture.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
